Child Please.

Thanks Ochocinco. It really works.

Racist NYPD Traffic Agent

“You fucking Chinese, go back where you came from. All of you fucking Chinese,” You’d think that over 60 years after the repeal of the Chinese Exclusion Act, these types of comments wouldn’t be made in the United States. Yet, sadly, racial epithets like these are still being yelled openly – by an authority.

So the story goes, traffic agent Twana Chapman “allegedly struck, cursed at, and made racist comments against Qiang Nian Zhu, who says he was just trying to explain that he was parked legally” Video surveillance camera reveals the confrontation between the two. While Zhu shouldn’t have covered his registration sticker, it was clearly Chapman who overreacted by striking Zhu. Then, she has to call other police officers to arrest Zhu for “obstruction of governmental administration and harassment.”

Can you say “incompetence”? Forget about the racist remarks. If you can’t deal with a simple confrontation like this with a person who’s obviously upset about getting a ticket when he didn’t do anything wrong, you shouldn’t be a traffic agent in the first place.

Sadly, the most Chapman will get is probably a slap in the wrist by the NYPD.

Via 8Asians

JULES WINNFIELD ON GOOGLE WAVE

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

Obama and his Niece

You gotta admit – that’s a pretty damn cute picture.

Via angryasianman

Wall Street says hi to Bernie Madoff (artwork)

Surprisingly accurate.

Disturbingly Accurate Portrayal of Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia: a popular mental disorder that most people know of yet know nothing about. It’s a condition that is “glamourized” and definitely portrayed the wrong way by Hollywood studios.

While A Beautiful Mind was not a bad film, schizophrenics typically don’t go on delusional imaginary car chases from the Russians. Nor do they see their imaginary friends walking with them. They don’t have delusional images at all; it’s actually just voices.

I’ll save the long spiel; it’s an extremely serious condition. I know for a fact because a person very close to me does exhibit some schizophrenic symptoms. The comic strip does a fantastic job of illustrating the struggles schizophrenics have to deal with without bogging down on the medical aspects of it.

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Great job MTV

You’ve made Kanye into an internet sensation. People are talking all about you on all over the interwebs. Any publicity is good publicity, right? I know — I’m doing it too. Can’t help it.

But, am I the only person less outraged because it’s Kanye? Give the man a break, he’s tryin’! Give a black man a chance!

At this point, looking at Kanye’s many history of outbursts,  it’s almost hard to laugh or point fingers at him because he’s become a caricature of himself. It’s almost too easy now.

Attention: We must inform you that this kid is in fact “Asian”

I don’t visit Digg anymore because it has basically turned into a cesspool of power-user submitted shit, old viral videos, and more power-user submitted shit.  Case-in-point: this stupid fucking video.

Even though I’m not particularly fond of Blink 182, it’s not the actual video that sparks my ire. It’s people’s superficial need to point out that this kid is Asian. The title “ASIAN KID Owns At Airdrums”. The description “Crazy ASIAN KID owns up Blink 182’s ‘Down’ with some wicked air drumming skills.”

Really though, thanks for pointing out that this kid is Asian. I guess we would’ve never realized that without your  insistence on labeling this kid by his race. Also, nice touch on the crazy part. I guess us Asians are really crazy with our invisible drumming and all. Yeah, it’s almost as crazy as playing invisible guitar!

He’s baaaack!

Go beat the Packers.

Michael Vick and the Philly Eagles

As you have all heard, Vick is coming back to the NFL with the Eagles. He signed a 1-year deal with an option for another year. PETA won’t really impact in the city of Brotherly Love, because Eagles fans definitely won’t give a shit. McNabb himself wanted Vick to come to the Eagles. I’m sure Andy Reid will find some creative way to implement Vick to the offense. Most likely, he’ll serve as an option player, playing in the wildcat as a runningback, wide reciever, etc. However, seeing how stupid raucous the average Philly fan is, I think this was a bad signing.

So what happens when Donovan plays one or two bad games? I’ll guarantee Eagles fans will be lining up demanding Vick to start over McNabb. They did it to Kolb, why not to Vick? And did anyone remember when Kolb started against the Ravens? Yeah… it wasn’t pretty