Haven’t played your Wii for ages? I know I haven’t. It’s time to dust off your Wii, because Muscle March is coming to the States!
At first glance it looks like a Warioware type of party game but with only human tetris and the insanity and homoerotic meter blown off the scale. The storyline is basically a football playing trying to steal the protein powder from a bunch of muscle clad men and women and also polar bears. What more can you expect from Japan?
It’s no secret that Carl Jr. is all up in McDonald’s grill fryer right now. First with their Big Carl lined up against Mickey D’s Big Mac, and now the Six-Dollar Cheeseburger against their Quarter-Pounder with Cheese. Yeah I saw the commercial. Yes, I was fucking hungry. Did I go and try it? You betcha.
Right from the get-go, the burger is in the Six-Dollar burger box. Carl’s Jr. obviously wants to show that this is still a “premium burger” despite the price.
The burger was nicely made. The Angus beef was filling and had a crispy charbroiled taste to it. Most importantly everything else blended together very nicely: the mustard, ketchup, cheese, onions, and pickles. Yeah, it’s missing the lettuce, but so is the Quarter-Pounder with Cheese. It was advertised as $2.79, but I got it for $2.99.
Verdict: It’s probably the best fast food cheeseburger you can get. It’s simply a no-frills and to-the-point cheeseburger, and that’s the best part. The price is right, and the combination of the condiments, onions, cheese, and Angus Beef is delicious and definitely filling. So, yes, Carl’s Jr. burgers are infinitely better than McDonald’s burgers.
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
Surprisingly accurate.
Schizophrenia: a popular mental disorder that most people know of yet know nothing about. It’s a condition that is “glamourized” and definitely portrayed the wrong way by Hollywood studios.
While A Beautiful Mind was not a bad film, schizophrenics typically don’t go on delusional imaginary car chases from the Russians. Nor do they see their imaginary friends walking with them. They don’t have delusional images at all; it’s actually just voices.
I’ll save the long spiel; it’s an extremely serious condition. I know for a fact because a person very close to me does exhibit some schizophrenic symptoms. The comic strip does a fantastic job of illustrating the struggles schizophrenics have to deal with without bogging down on the medical aspects of it.
You’ve made Kanye into an internet sensation. People are talking all about you on all over the interwebs. Any publicity is good publicity, right? I know — I’m doing it too. Can’t help it.
But, am I the only person less outraged because it’s Kanye? Give the man a break, he’s tryin’! Give a black man a chance!
At this point, looking at Kanye’s many history of outbursts, it’s almost hard to laugh or point fingers at him because he’s become a caricature of himself. It’s almost too easy now.
I don’t visit Digg anymore because it has basically turned into a cesspool of power-user submitted shit, old viral videos, and more power-user submitted shit. Case-in-point: this stupid fucking video.
Even though I’m not particularly fond of Blink 182, it’s not the actual video that sparks my ire. It’s people’s superficial need to point out that this kid is Asian. The title “ASIAN KID Owns At Airdrums”. The description “Crazy ASIAN KID owns up Blink 182’s ‘Down’ with some wicked air drumming skills.”
Really though, thanks for pointing out that this kid is Asian. I guess we would’ve never realized that without your insistence on labeling this kid by his race. Also, nice touch on the crazy part. I guess us Asians are really crazy with our invisible drumming and all. Yeah, it’s almost as crazy as playing invisible guitar!
Go beat the Packers.
